Sunday, August 10, 2008

Which Actress Has The Largest Boobs

Speech therapy for all ...

Language problems? Difficulty in articulating words? Erre zeppole or dull?
your problems, dear friend, I am finished ... came LogOphelia therapy, the only treatment that makes them tongue twisters you really live!
  • Three tigers against three tigers : is ended badly ... very bad ...!
  • Thirty Trentino Trento entered all thirty-trotting : I live in Trento ... if I had seen 33 Trentino entering trotted into town I called the 118 ...!
  • Apelles son of Apollo, made a ball of chicken skin, all fish were afloat to see the ball of chicken skin made by Apelles son of Apollo: I have already explained my concerns about what ... especially on the alleged relationship between Apelles and Pollon, Pollon troublemaker.
  • at the well of washing his mad crazy p ezze. He went crazy mad and threw the pieces into the pit with all the crazy : it must be a nice happy place ...!
  • I see a spider in his kingdom, who works hard, and a gnome who bathes in the pond with a swan : ... just an image ... the gnome and the Swan ... ... mah!
  • Behind that building is a poor mad dog, give a piece of bread to the poor mad dog, but poor thing .. but why not let you by the piece of bread? Fear for the fate of the arm? Then send the other? Ah .. systems bei ...
  • Titus, thou hast dyed the roof, but Tito, knowest not so much about roofs dyed : I ask only one thing comes from ... but because you have taken blessed star, I have a weakness for mica Tito?
  • On cutting board cut garlic, do not cut the cloth: the cloth is not cut and garlic is a serious mistake : witty ... this must be the mantra dell'Antonellina Clerici!
  • door open for those who wear, who does not lead part as well, for those who wear open door, who does not bring part as well: here the twenty-six employees and the Ups at shift change is made are all scratching their heads puzzled ... Starting or not starting? Take or not to bring?
  • On the bench the goat lives under the bench the goat dies : and I wanted to come here ... Why is the goat story above or below the bench just I never got it down ... why did the goats must necessarily relate a bench? Yesterday, finally ... I understood the meaning!
She lived by ....


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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

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There is my inner demon who is trying to make me write ... evidently he feels the need, but my hands and especially my eyes seem to want to refuse.
My demon then took a great run and occupied by force the place at the controls ... So I
, Demon, I'm writing.


Ophelia: So now that you're driving and you have available, unbelievably, the upper limbs and field of view ... you want to write?

Demon: Actually nothing. Not having an object at least, if not to write.

Ophelia, but it is illogical to write in order to write ... you have to write something, phrases with a sense ... a conversation topic as you wish, address an issue, state an opinion ...

Demon: I write sentences that are absolutely makes sense ... I just do not have a different purpose than that for which they are grown: write. I do not need to choose a topic, in fact, I find it rather boring.

Ophelia: a sentence and, as it is born only with the purpose of writing that made any sense but that do not pertain to any topic? Come on, show me, wise guy!

Demon: I've just shown you.

Ophelia: I have not seen anything ...

Demon: you were probably distracted by a thought. If you think the sentences are written only for the purpose of writing, then they are not born. Born fiction and fiction are meant to distract readers from the real function of words.

Ophelia: ... that would be ... write?

Demon: ... that would be ... let write.

Ophelia: to communicate something!

Demon: No, to be communicating.

Ophelia: I did not understand anything.

Demon: well, then we did a good job. You can take back your hands.